10:27pm
Galen
someone was asking about you last night
10:27pm
L.M.
Is she hot?
10:27pm
Galen
one of my SGts
he was like: do you still talk to that woman that kept you in a closet?
10:28pm
L.M.
NICE!
I’m so posting that.
10:29pm
Galen
yeah, you are kinda a legend among the guys
sometimes they doubt you exist so i show them your pic
did you watch the mario sex tape yet?
Did the SA goons have something to do – even minutely – with Palin resigning?
Something Awful photoshops contribute to Palin resignation
“much of it had to do with the kids seeing their baby brother Trig mocked by some pretty mean-spirited adults recently.”
There are some damn funny ones there, but I’m really pissed off that they closed the thread before I posted mine.
GRATS SA GOONS!
Oh, also: “the world needs more “Trigs”, not fewer.”
Wait. Did she just say we need more retarded kids in the world? Because I swear that’s what she just said.
Sisters of Mercy shirt of the Friday:
Yeah, so everyone knows Galen’s retarded and joined the Army and got sent to Iraq.
But do you know what that has DONE to him?
To my sweet fetishy-fashiony-bookwormish friend?
***DISCLAIMER***
What follows might be disturbing.
First, here’s the Galen crotch shot.
Hot, huh?
Then, hot off the facebook chat, we have THIS:
L.M.
<3 <3 <3 <3
Galen
holla
whatcha up 2?
L.M.
I had a dream that you got a sexy asian girlfriend. She was kinda dumb, but really hot – so I approved.
Galen
I would too… if ya see her again let her know I am in Iraq
L.M.
And wait.
Did you just say “holla”?
Galen
yeah
L.M.
More proof the military makes you stupid
You’re gonna be coming back all drinking mountain dew & smoking marlboro reds
Galen
it gets boring here
ummm… well moutain dew is a check alrady
L.M.
Then you’ll be all like “Lisa, let’s go see some NASCAR”
And I’ll be all like
Galen
naw strippers for me
while watching Nascar
and smoking
there we go
L.M.
And it will be all like blonde boobjob strippers instead of kinky bondage strippers
And I’ll be all like
Galen
never… don’t insult me that way
always will be kinky bondage strippers
maybe even furry kinky bondage strippers
take that
L.M.
ew
Okay, maybe it’s not THAT bad.
I LOVE YOU, GALEN!
And ladies, this stud is SINGLE! Email me for an application to date him!
(Never dare me, fucker.)
Oh yeah.
I bought this:
BEEP BEEP!
Well, actually it’s more like Beeeeaaaa*cough*uhuhuheeep…
Because it’s a little piece.
But I love it and will nurse it back to as much health as a cheap little chinese scooter can have!
Kinda like having a VW bug.
See, I’ve already turned into a scootertaur.
I swear my legs are there somewhere.
Sometimes they’re like this when I come in after the weekend.
Makes me wonder what they’ve been up to.
I think Nunzilla can take Obi-Wan, personally.
Holy Shit.
Rick Astley rickrolled America.
Awesome.
But this means that rickrolling is officially over. I call it.
Dear Joe Biden,
PLEASE do not say anything sexist at the VP debates. As much as you want to comment on the dumb bimbo being a dumb bimbo, PLEASE refrain from being your usual blunt tactless self. For the sake of the election.
Thank you,
The fellow blunt tactless person.
(Yoinked fron Jameth)
There’s something to be said for telling the truth:
Dolores Aguilar
1929 – Aug. 7, 2008Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.
She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone.
Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.
Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.
There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.
This reminded me of Brad, Winnie and Rawb:
Offer: Cow Costume NW Reno
Posted by: “xxxxxx”
Sat Aug 9, 2008 6:16 pm (PDT)
This is a large or X-Large w/ udders.
I should go get it y/n?
