Archive for June, 2006

File under "WTF"

Posted in WTF? on June 29th, 2006

New Orleans faces another crisis:
Roving bands of drag queen shoplifters.

The transvestites, Ogle said, appear to be drug-addicted and fearless in their lust for designer shoes, jackets and jewelry.

The Residents

Posted in OMG COOL! on June 27th, 2006

The Residents have a new album coming out!
An album of BLANK CDS!

Read all about it!

I think it’s a smashing idea!

X-Crap

Posted in Nerd on June 12th, 2006

Okay.

X-Men 3 = teh lame.

It had its moments, but overall was a big stinky turd.

Good:
BEAST!
The Angel scenes were disturbingly moving
Wolverine, as usual
Some fight scenes
Maybe the fastball special, but I’m not quite sure about that yet

Bad:
Everything else?

Especially bad:
Xavier dying
Magneto getting “un-mutanted”
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

One special gem:
The “I’M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!” tribute

Oh wait, have you not seen it?
You have to see it!

Jeep

Posted in Jeep on June 10th, 2006

Step one in Project Mean Jeep is complete.

Okay, so it was just general maintenance, but it needed to be done.

Oil change
Tune up
New belts
New brakes

BUT – my lift kit has been ordered!
Gonna do a 3 inch lift with 31 inch tires and matte black wheels.
It will be installed sometime in the next few weeks.
Then pictures!

I will be doing minor exterior work this week:
Re-attatch loose trim
Touch up paint
Remove crappy silver pinstriping
Replace or paint all “chrome” plastic trim with matte black

Did I mention I love my Jeep?

Now I can get groceries.

Posted in Jeep on June 4th, 2006

LOL.
I just bought a grocery-go-getter.


Awwwwww. Isn’t it cute?
It matches my hair. :)

It’s a good little Jeep.

Of course it won’t look like this for long.
In a few months I plan on it looking something like this:

Yep. That’s one mean grocery-go-getter.