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What the hell is the deal with straight girls wanting to see obviously straight male celebrities/fictional characters have sex/make out?

I just don’t get it.

I mean, I NEVER thought to myself “It would be so cool if Fonzie and Richie just started making out”.  I don’t read a Harry Potter book and think that Harry and Ron should be getting it on.

(The only concession I’ll make to the above is Sam & Frodo, but they were in love anyway.)
Can someone explain this whole “slash” thing to me?

Also, why is Galen trying to trick me into believeing he joined the military and is “shipping out” tomorrow?
I told him I wouldn’t believe it until I saw a photo of him with a shaved head in a uniform.
And not a sexy nazi fetish uniform either.

1. Go to maps.google.com

2. Click the “directions” tab

3. In the “from” area, type New York, NY

4. In the  “to” area, type Dublin, Ireland

5. Click “Get Directions”

6. Read

7. LOL at step 23

Google Earth.

Hey Tulsa people – you can see the Catoosa Blue Whale on Google Earth!

This is one of the best videos I’ve seen in awhile:

Yeah, I kinda knew that gray haired retarded boy would be the height of the show for me.

Anyway – this season sucks. Beatbox guy is okay, and boobie baby momma is okay – but rather sour faced – and no-neck really should win because she’s awesome. But the rest is pretty mediocre.

So, I’m gonna do the VOTE FOR THE WORST meme this year!

Of course they’re backing that poor little Indian kid who looks completely shocked and sad when he gets told he’s not been eliminated. Because he sucks soooooooo bad. He practically flounced down to the bottom three tonight – happy because he was going home. Then when they said he’d be back, you could see the confusion on his face as he sadly plodded back to the seats.

I lolled.

Anyway…
So, VFTW is backing him and oh my are people irate about that!
And illiterate about that.
Seriously.

Hi Dave how are you? you are a jerk for piking Sangaya he has the voice of 900 angles i wont you to leave him alone pik your just jeallios that sangaya is cute and your an ugly troll beat from the pits of hell you fukin ugly troll asshole i have phoned my layer and he says i can sue you for stress and making me sad so ill see you in court pal
go to hell you gay duo wanna be
-Chris

hey you funnystone! you fucking ugly cold sore looking zit popping running home to yo mommy bald moron with no dick snaggle tooth looking big cow sucking asshole .I hate you and everything that this disease ridding site has to offer .You guys think your so cool trying to play god with these peoples lives this is seious Idol is a seious game and shouldn’t be fucked with I demand that you stop with this foolishness gets jobs stop living off of walefare and get a life leave my show alone or so help me you all will be very very sorry.funny stone i have so much hatered for you its so not funny another thing your not funny i have read everything in your site and don’t find one drop of it funny so stop trying to be funny and get a job you goober picking midget fucking jacking off cause your to ugly to get layed or date bigfoot look alike you also look like nessie and a mutainted plastic dildo.you problaly wear depends and shit yourself and puke all over the place you eat dog shit and animal shit and you drink mouse pee and lick the fur off of bees
just so were clear I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUR PARENTS FOR HAVING YOU AND I HATE YOUR FAMILY FOR LOVING YOU I DOUBT YOU HAVE FRIENDS BUT IF YIU DO I HATE THEM TO I HATE ANYBODY THAT LIKES A CREEP LIKE YOU.
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU OLD BROWN TURD IN THE TOLIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Tiffany

This scares the shit out of me.

People, this is our next generation of voters.

What the hell happened to going to school between the time I was in high school and now?
Does spelling and grammar not count for anything nowadays?
Why are these children graduating?
Why do I have a song stuck in my head?
Mom’s going to fix it all soon,
Mom’s coming round to put it back
the way it oughtta be…

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Willie Nelson.

Yep.

Here’s an update from Jameth about Poko Ono’s surgery fund:

PayPal Account Balance
Currency Account Balance
U.S. Dollar: $1,642.22 USD

Any excess will be donated to MEOW Cat Rescue (where we got Sammi, the other black cat). http://www.meowcatrescue.org/ Feel free to continue sending money but please be aware that anything from here on out will be donated to a cat rescue.

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They killed Captain America today.

Just passing it on, in case anyone’s been on Jupiter all day or something.

Every comic shop in a 100 mile radius was sold out by this morning.  Good thing there’s eBay.

I should probably post this.

A winner is me!

There’s my winning design.

I’ll snap some pics of the billboards when they’re up.