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Happy eating day!

I’m making food in my new kitchen and I finally have enough counter space to do everything all at once!
OMG susiehomemakergasm!

Guess I should go butter my breast now.

I think the birds will be very happy to get their bites of sweet potatoes and turkey. They love turkey. Go figure.

Today I am thankful for William S. Burroughs.

Other than that, it’s a good excuse to make a big meal & have a day off work.

Hope everyone gained at least a pound!

Holy Shit.

Rick Astley rickrolled America.

Awesome.

But this means that rickrolling is officially over.  I call it.

The second trailer and the fact that they’re cutting the squid thing and replacing it with… something?… has me a bit concerned.

They’re calling themselves Watchmen?  Lame.

Also, since they’re pimping the Rorschach “no” line so fucking hard, I figure I’d better post the original quote which is 39865386458634056 times more awesome:

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!” and I’ll look down and whisper, “No.” 

We will see.

Okay, so wtf is with Spock going all Sylar on Kirk?

Wrong show, Quinto.

Speaking of:

“I don’t get it. How could this happen? Captain America DIED! Spiderman revealed his secret identity! And the Hulk is RED! What’s going on?”
– Hiro Nakamura

I accidentally the election.

Before 8:30p here, even.

Fuckin’ A. Well done.

Go vote, fuckers.

And don’t vote for the angry old guy & the retard who thinks Jesus rode dinosaurs.

If you’re in NY or Seattle, you can get a free sex toy for voting!

Everyone else can just have a free crappy $tarbucks brewed coffee or a free star donut.

Oh, and if you’re still buying that bullshit about “Joe the Plumber” and tax breaks, go and get yourself informed.
(Unless you make over 200k a year, then just send me some Canon L series lenses.)