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Today started out as a bandanna day because I really needed to have muh hurr did.

Ahhhh!  Robert does a great hurr!

Then we had Carrows and went to the headshop where I got some awesome hip scarves and incense.

Oh yeah. Is it just me, or is this kind of disturbing?

The coolest thing though?  My Lip Service denim motorcycle jacket came today!

Phear my mutant neck and myspace lips!

It’s a good thing the jacket came because I got transferred into the motorcycle class NEXT weekend instead of at the end of the month!  YAY!  It should be nice for summer riding since it’s a denim body with thick t-shirt material sleeves. It also has a hood.

Now I am nomming delicious pizza and going to go see what’s going on in the World of Warcraft

W00T!

Three for three!  Maybe this weekly p-blog thing will work.

Okay, so after that dinner with Autumn, Fox and Deidre where EVERYONE was wearing some Dresden Dolls clothing except me…  I had to go and buy me a Dresden dolls t-shirt. Baaaaaah.

I think it’s the same one Fox has.  It’s all metallic & purdy.

Oh yeah…

Top’s off, bitches!

(Which is kind of a mixed thing since we had a nice afternoon rainstorm today as I was driving home.  Wet ass is fun!)

Yeah, so everyone knows Galen’s retarded and joined the Army and got sent to Iraq.

But do you know what that has DONE to him?

To my sweet fetishy-fashiony-bookwormish friend?

***DISCLAIMER***

What follows might be disturbing.

First, here’s the Galen crotch shot.

Hot, huh?

Then, hot off the facebook chat, we have THIS:

L.M.
<3 <3 <3 <3

Galen
holla
whatcha up 2?

L.M.
I had a dream that you got a sexy asian girlfriend. She was kinda dumb, but really hot – so I approved.

Galen
I would too… if ya see her again let her know I am in Iraq

L.M.
And wait.
Did you just say “holla”?

Galen
yeah

L.M.
More proof the military makes you stupid
You’re gonna be coming back all drinking mountain dew & smoking marlboro reds

Galen
it gets boring here
ummm… well moutain dew is a check alrady

L.M.
Then you’ll be all like “Lisa, let’s go see some NASCAR”
And I’ll be all like

Galen
naw strippers for me
while watching Nascar
and smoking
there we go

L.M.
And it will be all like blonde boobjob strippers instead of kinky bondage strippers
And I’ll be all like

Galen
never… don’t insult me that way
always will be kinky bondage strippers
maybe even furry kinky bondage strippers
take that

L.M.
ew

Okay, maybe it’s not THAT bad.

I LOVE YOU, GALEN!

And ladies, this stud is SINGLE!  Email me for an application to date him!
(Never dare me, fucker.)

Rode the scoot to work today in my ROFLcopter t-shirt.

Doug took muh peecture!

Here’s the ROFLcopter shirt close up.

One of my coworkers called me a nerd when I told her what it was.

Also… NAXX DOWN IN TWO NIGHTS!  Unf.  LoC rules.

Okay.

In the list of THINGS THAT DO NOT HAVE TO BE DONE:
A remake of Red Dawn.

Why?

When I was fourteen we would go see that movie everyday.
No, seriously. My mom would make us go to work with her that summer – no idea why, she’s insane – and we’d walk to the movie theater and see Red Dawn.  Every. Day.

Well, for like the two weeks that it ran.  LOL.

I think it had a big part in shaping my post-apocalyptic fantasies.

It was perfect the way it was for the time it was.  It does not need a remake, damn it!

My WoW guild warlord ruined my night with that news last night.  Ass.

It was kinda cool though, because evidently he felt the same way about the movie. After hearing that he also had a 14-year-old’s plan for the Russian invasion, I realized I probably would have let him know the location of my secret base if I knew him when we were kids.

Oh yeah.

I bought this:

BEEP BEEP!

Well, actually it’s more like Beeeeaaaa*cough*uhuhuheeep…

Because it’s a little piece.

But I love it and will nurse it back to as much health as a cheap little chinese scooter can have!
Kinda like having a VW bug.
See, I’ve already turned into a scootertaur.

I swear my legs are there somewhere.

Since I usually wear jeans + t-shirts to work on Friday, I think I’ll do a “T-Shirt Friday” p-blog!

Today’s t-shirt features a giant purple robot.

He’s gonna grab you!

Eh, who am I kidding?  That’s not gonna happen.

Six days until Terminator Salvation!

Well technically Friday’s jaunt to the BBQ house for this one:

Nice, huh?
It kinda reminds me of that place in Twentynine Palms where I had foods with Eric & Cat + Bruce.

And look what came yesterday!

Yes, Virginia, those are Doc flats.  Thank you Dr. Martens for making it possible for me to wear your shoes to work with ANY outfit!

Also, I am completely in love with playing L4D online with my WoW guildmates!  Holy shit, it’s a LOT more fun than doing those damn WoW RenFair dailies!

I thought L4D was fun enough by itself, but playing with other people is pretty fuckin’ awesome.  Of course I was playing with two of the people in my WoW guild that I actually really like, so that may make a difference.

I killed a LOT of zombies last night.  And then I had dreams about the zombie apocalypse on top of that.  What a wonderful night.  Must do again soon.