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It’s Friday t-shirt time!

Posted in P-blog on September 11th, 2009

I need more t-shirts.  This one was raided from Rick’s closet as well.

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I was very disappointed that only TWO people at my work recognized Zappa.

T-shirt p-blog – Friday edition

Posted in P-blog on September 4th, 2009

Nerd shirt.

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Yes, that is a power symbol.  Yes, it does glow in the dark.

T-shirt of the Friday… late edition

Posted in P-blog on August 30th, 2009

Reversed Day of the Dead.

Stolen from Rick’s closet & taken as a mirror shot because I forgot to take a Jeep shot.

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T-shirt of the Friday, etc.

Posted in Nerd, OMG COOL!, P-blog on August 22nd, 2009

Friday was a different Coil t-shirt.  Yes I wore a shirt that has a butt on it to work.

BONUS: nomming tomatoes and a Star Trek USB bracelet from my bosses!  Awwwwww.

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I edited out my face because I had an extremely goofy look on it.

Oh, and my Shaun of the Dead came!

I bought him with the Sideshow Collectibles swag gift card I got at Comic-Con.

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Pics are kinda shitty, but yes, he does have some red on him.

I guess I still need to do the rest of my Comic-Con posts, huh?

T-shirt p-blog of the Friday + horsies!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 15th, 2009

This is the E6 shirt I was hoping to receive before Comic-Con, but didn’t.

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It’s pretty sweet.  I’ll wear it when I stalk Dick Valentine.

The mustangs have been coming into the landscaped areas and nomming lately.  It looks like some of them can use a lot more nomming.  Even though Haley wants to kill them all, I think the wild horses are kinda neat.

Here is some of the main herd.  One of them dropped a paint foal on Thursday, but I didn’t get a picture of it yet.

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Here are the three that hang out by my house.  They look a bit nicer.

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Rick took some pictures of them today out the window but I haven’t downloaded them yet.  They were stalking this guy flying a model plane.  It was really funny when the guy started getting nervous.

Oh, and here – have a monster short bus.

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T-shirt of the Friday

Posted in P-blog on August 7th, 2009

Oh Gaaaaaaaaaalen…

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Envy, bitch.

Another great Comic-Con find!

Where are we going?
Planet Ten!
When?
Real soon!

Chat with Galen

Posted in Galen, LOL on August 4th, 2009

10:27pm
Galen

someone was asking about you last night

10:27pm
L.M.

Is she hot?

10:27pm
Galen

one of my SGts

he was like: do you still talk to that woman that kept you in a closet?

10:28pm
L.M.

NICE!

I’m so posting that.

10:29pm
Galen

yeah, you are kinda a legend among the guys

sometimes they doubt you exist so i show them your pic

did you watch the mario sex tape yet?

I lied. Comic-Con supplemental.

Posted in 'Murka, Internets, P-blog on August 1st, 2009

This was from Saturday – the most hilarious thing I saw at Comic-Con.

We were walking and saw this so I had to snap a picture.

I don’t think the parents of this child know who this is.

Yes, the bag says “free candy”.

I had to get a picture with him.

I whispered in his ear:
“Pedobear, I don’t think these people know who you are.”

“Shhhhhh,” he replied, “I’m just Hamtaro’s retarded cousin.”

I love him.

T-shirt of the Friday

Posted in P-blog on August 1st, 2009

Here’s an incredibly unattractive picture of me getting rained on in my Jeep while wearing the incredibly amazing Lone Gunmen shirt I got at Comic-Con.  This sums up my Friday.

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Don’t feel much like blogging. Will post more Comic-Con stuff eventually.

Day 2: the p-blog

Posted in Uncategorized on July 28th, 2009

So, I tried to get up earlier on Friday to get my badge sooner and see more shit.  I grabbed my $8 coffee and Rick & I got in line.

The line was still from hell.

These people were awesome:

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I attended a few panels – the Neil Gaiman Coraline one was pretty amazing.  I believe the big spoiler was that Henry Selick told Neil Gaiman that he wanted to do Sandman as stop motion.  SWEET!

Caught a bitchin’ panel on underground comix, Denis Kitchen was there and Lee Marrs told me she liked my hat!  I got a card that will get me a limited edition Pudge Girl Blimp drawing when I email her my address. :)

Since I have no idea where my old autographed Pinhead photo disappeared to, I went ahead and picked up a new one… and had my picture taken with Doug Bradley.  Awwwwwww, me and Pinhead!

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Fat Momma from Who Wants to be a Superhero was in the booth next to him.

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Then I went to the Amanda Palmer drawing thing.  I am totally scared of her fans.  They’re rabid like Tori Amos fans.  (Bad experience with a little entitlement whore putting on a very affected speech pattern and trying to cut in line.  I had to do a little Schruting.)  Ugh.

Once I got in, it was all good.  Miss Palmer did some kick ass poses & the panel drew her.  I honestly did more source photo shit than drawing.  I just used my sketchpad to get down little details like the way her boots laced, since I wasn’t sure I’d get that kinda stuff with the photos from where I was sitting.

AFP poses:

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Then I think I just farted around looking at shit & collecting free garbage I’m just going to throw out (Except the giant Watchmen bag!  Unf!) until it was time for the fearnet panel that was supposed to have Clive Barker in it.  Well… Clive got caught in traffic from L.A. so all we had to start was Robert Englund.  That’s cool. :)

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The panel had that one scary guy & the pretty girl from the Halloween remake.

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WOOT!  Then Clive showed up!

OMG – the CUTEST thing in the whole world – Robert Englund & Clive Barker together!

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Caught up with Rick after that & thought about trying to get across downtown to the Brain Posehn show, but were lazy & went to the movie room to watch the movie Push instead.  That was a really cool little flick – if you haven’t seen it, do so.

Then it was back to the hotel & chips + m&ms in the con suite.  NERD FOOD!  Went to bed early-ish because tomorrow was the big day – the day I would try to meet Clive Barker.

Weirdos:

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What is the movie Snake Eyes made of?  Why FAIL, of course!

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Yes – that’s a FUCKING MOUTH!  What a suckfest.

Okay, that’s enough bloggy for tonight…  maybe tomorrow I’ll recap my Saturday.  You know, the day that David Tennant tells me things in the elevator.